realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
When life sucks ass.
duskyducks: avatar-addiction: keasttheleast: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing i worry about the people on here sometimes
a-study-in-gay: gabul0sis: like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink who wrote the story of my life
I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the...– Elay Neal Moses (via mishproductions)
gayenerys: sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a genius.
almightykushlord: princesslynn777: i learned how to make boys hard at the age of 13 im talented brah at age thirteen watching grass blow in the wind will make a nigga hard you need to turn yourself down
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
quiet: quiet: 500 notes and ill tell my parents i got a girl pregnant tonight at dinner i’m grounded