May 2013
59 posts
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
When life sucks ass.
duskyducks:
avatar-addiction:
keasttheleast:
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
a-study-in-gay:
gabul0sis:
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
who wrote the story of my life
“I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the...”
– Elay Neal Moses (via mishproductions)
gayenerys:
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
almightykushlord:
princesslynn777:
i learned how to make boys hard at the age of 13 im talented
brah at age thirteen watching grass blow in the wind will make a nigga hard you need to turn yourself down
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
quiet:
quiet:
500 notes and ill tell my parents i got a girl pregnant tonight at dinner
i’m grounded
