when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
(Source: neptea)
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like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
who wrote the story of my life
(Source: gabbywoo)
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